If you see a cage with an elephant noted as buffalo, do NOT believe your eyes.
(c) Kozima Prutkov

Do not ever start helping others on sites like BSE if you aren't working already and able to make money yourself. Help most often was and most often is free and not providing any experience you could show companies.

"I'm not like those mean gnomes. I'm a million times worse."
_{One of 50 Brian's gnomes from Fable 3}